Birthday!

Happy birthday Bro! (look! a post all your own!) I may be biased, but growing up you were pretty freakin' awesome and nice, and you never teased me! (at least never teased me enough that I would remember it x amount of years later.)

BUT, now that I think of it, I do remember you coming of your mission and saying, "Molly, I never was a real brother growing up, so I feel I have to compensate for it now." To which then you would proceed to sit on me and fart.

Jee, maybe I should take the "freakin' awesome and nice" out of your qualities that I like.

Just kidding.
Yacob, you are such a clown! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!