Brother Hunt

I had a professor pass out today in class.

But before I go into details, I must give you a little bit of a background to help you understand this event.

You see, this professor is a very quirky kind of guy. He literally passes out his papers, throwing them like a bunch of flowers and they rain on our class, we have to collect them off the floor, give them to students who didn't get them, or like myself, nurse a punctured eye lid and recover from blowing a snot string. Really. ( I have a cold).

One student asked a question today about taking LEVRS (or really hard quizzes that are meant to be taken over time) all in one day.

The professors response was, (humorously) "Trevor, get a girlfriend."

Anyway, as my professor was about to "pass out" his papers, He literally fell, like a cartoon, onto the floor and stayed there crumpled up for a few seconds.

After those initial moments passed, I started to wonder if he was really faking it or if it was real. I was trying to think of what my medical assisting training taught about people passing out. All I could remember was saying their name and then proceed to elevate their feet.

Then my professor sat up in a huff and said,

"every time, no one comes to help me...you call yourselves Christian?"

and then more under his breath

"mormons are supposed to be Christians...at least thats what people say"

I think I am going to have a fun time in class.