Friday, January 22, 2010

Rockin' Bod

Lets be honest: I'm not in my best outfit when I wear my swimsuit. (But then again, everyone says that. So why am I different? let me tell you)

Last night, my ward went to a hot springs. As I was makin' small talk with the people around me, one girl asked me, "hey, this is random, but do you go to mexico for christmas?"

SHUT UP.

I told her, with a shocked face, "YEAH! how do you know?"
as the conversation goes on, she gives me the deets {her name is shrader as in they came with the thurgoods for 2 years in the old trailer park}.
and I ask her, "how did you recognize me? I knew you were familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on why you looked so familiar, It must have been the swimsuit, because that's practically all we ever saw each other in!"

Funny, right?

SOOO then today, I was sitting in my natural disasters lab, working on the assignment, and some kid sits next to me and asks me, "you look familiar, do I know you from somewhere?"
and then we try and find out where we recognize each other from.

Yet again, it was my rockin' bod

turns out, we were on the same swim team together last winter semester.
and it also turns out, that that was my ugliest time of day.
In the pool, you had to wear the issued swimsuits that are the most unflattering things ever (like they are super low cut down on the bottom, and have ZERO support for the girls, so all my best assests are showin) and the only swim cap I had was one I got from the St. George Tri, which just happens to be bright orange and has a pumpkin on it.

So needless to say, this boy not only remembered ME, but also my super awesome orange swim cap!

Isn't it clear that its my "rockin bod"? It must've been my Barbie upper half that helped to. :)

3 comments:

Gill Family said...

haha. I loved this post.
We love the barbie upper half!

Jennica said...

HOLY Freak! That is SO funny. I love the way that you write. Maybe you should be an English Teacher.....

Umm. And of course it is your rockin hot bod and your barbie face! :) But, let's be honest, people can't forget those jugs of yours. They are unforgettable (in an awesome unforgettable way)! Love ya!

Wendy said...

funny post molly !! I heard about it (your post ) from 2-3 family members (none of which commented)about how funny it was so I had to check it out myself. They were right!